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Saturday, January 21, 2012

Setting Sail at Last

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

from Chapter 16

* * *

"Commander Ashton?”

“Engines are fully primed, Captain. Mr. Van Horn reports all clear.”

“Mr. Underwood?”

“Ishtar Command gives us clearance for departure, sir. At our pleasure.”

“Amid-deck hatches are secure, Captain.”

“Thank you, Mr. Ashton. You may deactivate the grapplers whenever you are ready.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Mr. Underwood, sound the clearing horn.”

“Aye, aye, Captain.”

The alarm sounded throughout the ship, and soon loud cheers rose on all decks as the crew felt d’Artagnan begin to move beneath their feet. Slowly, as the charging engines sent shudders through the entire ship, the tractor beam eased them away from the base and into the nothingness of space.

* * *
THE DOCK Twenty-three Observation Deck was swollen with well-wish¬ers and onlookers but the crowd was quiet, almost lifeless. Occasional laughter split the soft murmurs of conversation, and a few children played merrily in the playpit at the base of the deck. Most sat and watched in silence.

Silence greeted the ship’s first appearance in the window plate; and silence followed her slow movement across their field of view. Like a gray ghost looming in the starlight, the great ship banked gracefully to starboard before gliding off into the Big Black. Stillness lingered on the deck until the ship was too faint to see any longer, and the well-wishing throng departed.

But a few stayed behind. Some tearful, some dry-eyed and stoic, they gazed into the distance, wistfully savoring the last flickers of d’Artagnan’s running lights. Most swore that they’d never again catch themselves aching after a fading point of light. Few remembered that they’d said the same thing before.

* * *
AHEAD, THE MONITORS showed the glowing red storms of the Ishtari Belt. Behind them, the starbase hung large in the blackness, its solar panels reflecting the yellow rays of Ishtar’s sun, the spokes of the docks reaching into the heavens

“Nearing the end of controlled space,” Jeremy reported. “We should be clear in another two minutes.”

“Thank you, Mr. Ashton,” said the captain. “Please let me know when we’re twenty seconds out. Helm?”

“Engines purring merrily at one-eighth capacity. Efficiency readings are smack in the middle of the dial.”

Leaning back in the command chair, Cook closed his eyes and sighed. For the first time in ages, he was totally relaxed, totally at ease. Not that he was under any illusions about the future. Space always had a way of making things go wrong, he smiled. Whatever problems they had in store for them would probably arise at the worst possible time. And he suspected that his headaches were far from over. In fact, they were probably just beginning.

But not right now. It seemed forever since he’d felt so free of pressures and constraints. Today not even the croakers and worrywarts in the control tower were going to stand in his way.

“Helm, increase thrusters to one-half.”

“Sir?” Janet worried. She’d seen him this way before, and it usually meant trouble.

Not chills-down-the-spine-and-pray-we-get-through-this kind of trouble, she knew. But still trouble.

“Thrusters to one-half,” she replied. Despite herself, she couldn’t help but laugh.

“Let’s give ourselves a proper send-off, shall we?” the captain said briskly. “Helm—stand by for Academy victory sequence. Wing over wing, port over starboard.”

“Skipper!” Jeremy exclaimed. “We’re still inside the Red Zone!”

“Relax, Jeremy. We’re almost clear. And I need to test my timing to see just how rusty I’ve gotten. It’s been a few months since I’ve taken a ship into open skies.”

Janet turned in her chair to face the command seat. “You know, we haven’t practiced this maneuver.”

“Sure we have. At least, I have.”

“Not on this ship, we haven’t.”

“Well...just pretend it’s the Constantine. The helm isn’t all that different. At least, it wasn’t on the simulator. Same omni-directional controls and all. Guess we’ll just have to sort it out as we go.”

“Some things never change,” Janet muttered, shaking her head and returning to her controls.

“All right, people...sound the alarm, all hands to Condition Yellow.”

As the bells sounded across the ship, summoning a thoroughly puzzled crew to alert, Cook leaned back in his chair and took a deep breath.

“Helm, stand by full throttle.”

“Standing by.”

“Red Zone terminus approaching,” Jeremy said, nervously feeling the ship’s power building all around them. “Clear in twenty seconds... mark!”

“Helm—full throttle. Power up and stand by to engage subspace engines.”

“Engines amain.”

“Helm—prepare for victory roll...and snap us out smartly at C-2, Missy. Heading 070 by 15 degrees north.”

“Aye, sir.”

“Stand...by...annnnd...now!”

As the ship wheeled on its axis, Cook could feel her main engines roaring to life, powering them out of their turn and racing toward the clear skies east and anticenter. He chuckled to hear groans filling the deck, as cross-currents of gravity yanked the bellies of his bridge crew in a dozen different directions. A moment later the ship came out of her roll, settling them onto their course. Ishtar Command became an insignificant dot in the blackness astern, and for the first time in a long while the captain felt he was home.



“JEESHUS!” cried a startled voice in the control tower. “Did you...did they...were they...?”

“They were clear of the zone by twenty-two feet.”

“What a hot dog.”

“Well, they were in port a long time.”

“Did they file a flight plan?”

“I forgot to ask.”




© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Excerpts from The Sirens of Space: Comings and Goings

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

From Chapter 16

“Any moment now,” the pilot said in his native tongue.

Smiling, Zatar peered over the railing of the observation platform. He could see the speaker standing at the control panel with his back to the platform and his body partly obscured by the molded lounger beside his station. As was typical for his race, the young Crutchtan pilot had scarcely said a word for the entire trip, tending silently to his duties while keeping his emotions locked deep within. Now, as they neared familiar skies, he had started giving voice to his reports, and Zatar even thought that he heard the smallest hint of excitement in the very terseness of the pilot’s commentary.

Of course, Crutchtan reserve found no echo in his own kind. The entire Veshnan delegation had come to the platform, to view the passage through the dome overhead. As the Crutchtans seated themselves comfortably and waited in silence, his own delegation fairly squealed with delight. It was as if they had taken it into their heads to let their Crutchtan hosts see the truth of the common stereotype, the excitable, gaggling Veshnan, too rapt in the thrill of the living moment to enjoy it in peace and quiet.

Zatar turned to look behind him, at the skies they were leaving. He could not see the star that had given them light until so recently; its brightness had disappeared from view many days earlier. The memories of the frozen, dusty land that had lent them its shelter would take longer to fade. Everywhere, heaven’s blackness was the same; the calm tranquility was eternal and unvarying, and yet he was looking at Terran skies. It touched him with profound wonder to know that as he was seeing the alien stars of a strange race, the Terrans found comfort in the same heavens.

“The Great Divide is passed,” called the pilot into the speaker, his voice echoing throughout the ship. “We are home.”

Cheers rang over the observing platform. The Veshnan women hugged each other and sang songs of celebration; Zatar cried out in joy. The Crutchtans rose and clasped their friends by the shoulders, mildly protesting when the Veshnans came to embrace them more warmly than their ways allowed for Lsh’Gelunsch—or “Ones who are Not Mates.”

Zatar looked overhead, from one side of the Observation Dome to the other. He could not explain the difference: the black sky held the same stars, and looked no different than before, but he felt the difference in his soul. No longer were they living amid strangers; now, they were among friends.

Glancing down from the platform toward the ship’s controls, Zatar saw the pilot’s face raised toward the arching dome. Like all of his kind, the Crutchtan’s countenance looked featureless and inexpressive. And yet quietly glistening on his cheeks, tears flowed from the young man’s eyes.

* * *

“Commander Ashton?”

“Engines are fully primed, Captain. Mr. Van Horn reports all clear.”

“Mr. Underwood?”

“Ishtar Command gives us clearance for departure, sir. At our pleasure.”

“Amid-deck hatches are secure, Captain.”

“Thank you, Mr. Ashton. You may deactivate the grapplers whenever you are ready.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Mr. Underwood, sound the clearing horn.”

“Aye, aye, Captain.”

The alarm sounded throughout the ship, and soon loud cheers rose on all decks as the crew felt d’Artagnan begin to move beneath their feet. Slowly, as the charging engines sent shudders through the entire ship, the tractor beam eased them away from the base and into the nothingness of space.

* * *

The Dock Twenty-three Observation Deck was swollen with well-wishers and onlookers but the crowd was quiet, almost lifeless. Occasional laughter split the soft murmurs of conversation, and a few children played merrily in the playpit at the base of the deck. Most sat and watched in silence.

Silence greeted the ship’s first appearance in the window plate; and silence followed her slow movement across their field of view. Like a gray ghost looming in the starlight, the great ship banked gracefully to starboard before gliding off into the Big Black. Stillness lingered on the deck until the ship was too faint to see any longer, and the well-wishing throng departed.

But a few stayed behind. Some tearful, some dry-eyed and stoic, they gazed into the distance, wistfully savoring the last flickers of d’Artagnan’s running lights. Most swore that they’d never again catch themselves aching after a fading point of light. Few remembered that they’d said the same thing before.

* * *

Ahead, the monitors showed the glowing red storms of the Ishtari Belt. Behind them, the starbase hung large in the blackness, its solar panels reflecting the yellow rays of Ishtar’s sun, the spokes of the docks reaching into the heavens.

“Nearing the end of controlled space,” Jeremy reported. “We should be clear in another two minutes.”

“Thank you, Mr. Ashton,” said the captain. “Please let me know when we’re twenty seconds out. Helm?”

“Engines purring merrily at one-eighth capacity. Efficiency readings are smack in the middle of the dial.”

Leaning back in the command chair, Cook closed his eyes and sighed. For the first time in ages, he was totally relaxed, totally at ease. Not that he was under any illusions about the future. Space always had a way of making things go wrong, he smiled. Whatever problems they had in store for them would probably arise at the worst possible time. And he suspected that his headaches were far from over. In fact, they were probably just beginning.

But not right now. It seemed forever since he’d felt so free of pressures and constraints. Today not even the croakers and worrywarts in the control tower were going to stand in his way.

“Helm, increase thrusters to one-half.”

“Sir?” Janet worried. She’d seen him this way before, and it usually meant trouble.

Not chills-down-the-spine-and-pray-we-get-through-this kind of trouble, she knew. But still trouble.

“Thrusters to one-half,” she replied. Despite herself, she couldn’t help but laugh.

“Let’s give ourselves a proper send-off, shall we?” the captain said briskly. “Helm—stand by for Academy victory sequence. Wing over wing, port over starboard.”

“Skipper!” Jeremy exclaimed. “We’re still inside the Red Zone!”

“Relax, Jeremy. We’re almost clear. And I need to test my timing to see just how rusty I’ve gotten. It’s been a few months since I’ve taken a ship into open skies.”

Janet turned in her chair to face the command seat. “You know, we haven’t practiced this maneuver.”

“Sure we have. At least, I have.”

“Not on this ship, we haven’t.”

“Well...just pretend it’s the Constantine. The helm isn’t all that different. At least, it wasn’t on the simulator. Same omni-directional controls and all. Guess we’ll just have to sort it out as we go.”

“Some things never change,” Janet muttered, shaking her head and returning to her controls.

“All right, people...sound the alarm, all hands to Condition Yellow.”

As the bells sounded across the ship, summoning a thoroughly puzzled crew to alert, Cook leaned back in his chair and took a deep breath.

“Helm, stand by full throttle.”

“Standing by.”

“Red Zone terminus approaching,” Jeremy said, nervously feeling the ship’s power building all around them. “Clear in twenty seconds... mark!”

“Helm—full throttle. Power up and stand by to engage subspace engines.”

“Engines amain.”

“Helm—prepare for victory roll...and snap us out smartly at C-2, Missy. Heading 070 by 15 degrees north.”

“Aye, sir.”

“Stand...by...annnnd...now!”

As the ship wheeled on its axis, Cook could feel her main engines roaring to life, powering them out of their turn and racing toward the clear skies east and anticenter. He chuckled to hear groans filling the deck, as cross-currents of gravity yanked the bellies of his bridge crew in a dozen different directions. A moment later the ship came out of her roll, settling them onto their course. Ishtar Command became an insignificant dot in the blackness astern, and for the first time in a long while the captain felt he was home.



“Jeeshus!” cried a startled voice in the control tower. “Did you...did they...were they...?”
“They were clear of the zone by twenty-two feet.”
“What a hot dog.”
“Well, they were in port a long time.”
“Did they file a flight plan?”
“I forgot to ask.”

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Excerpts from the Sirens of Space: Skipper's Promotion

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.


....[A]t a dry dock back at the starbase an alarm tone exploded deep inside the cerebral cortex of CosGuard’s newest captain. Struggling toward consciousness, Cook groped to shut it off. His head was a symphony of pain, repaying him dearly for the hours of abandon he shared with the crew on his full last day commanding the Constantine. The clock by his bed read 350 Hours; he’d slept half the day—nearly five cosmic hours—and vaguely recalled that he still had a lot to do. He couldn’t remember what any of it might be, but he knew he had a full day in store.

Still clothed in his standard blues, Cook staggered to the shower in his cabin and fumbled at the activator until the warm water began to flow. He leaned against the stall, grateful to have mastered his first major task of the day. Gradually, he shed his clothing, leaving it in an inert pile in the corner of the shower, and stood transfixed by the streams of water from the dual nozzles. After what seemed like several hours he opened the hatch, dragged himself back into the cabin, and fell onto his bed, face down and dripping wet, where he remained until his yeoman came to call him to duty.

“Commander—I mean, Captain Cook,” said the startled young woman. Tactfully, she tossed a bedsheet over his bare bottom before gently shaking his shoulder to wake him. As Cook began to stir she took to tidying the room a bit, throwing soiled fatigues and socks into the laundry shoot.

“You’re needed in security,” she said, as matter-of-factly as she could. “Some of the redshirts got rather out of hand last night, you see, and Lt. Moll would really like you to conduct the captain’s mast. You know...before you turn over the ship to Mr. LaRue.”

Cook grunted an acknowledgment of sorts, his groggy mind fighting its way toward consciousness. As his yeoman chattered merrily away, reminding him of the duties of a outgoing skipper, his two major tasks of the day gradually began to crystallize in his foggy brain.

First, he told himself, he would speak to Mr. LaRue about overdoing discipline upon assuming temporary command. This was a good crew, and good crews need nurturing, not an iron fist. The sooner LaRue understood this, the quicker his own command would follow. He started to sit up until he was interrupted by his giggling yeoman. Her face flushed beet red, as she quickly turned her eyes toward the far wall.

“Wrong again, Cook,” he smiled at her wearily, too tired to care about his loss of dignity. As carefully as he could, he leaned over to recover the fallen bedsheet.

“The second thing I’ll do is see Mr. LaRue.”

* * *

After a tasteless breakfast in the cafeteria, Cook made his way from B-Deck to Security, where he declared an amnesty for all infractions of the day before. The cheers still ringing in his aching head, he went down two more levels to Engineering, to say goodbye to Chief Engineer Seth Montgomery. The old-time Cozzie had been a favorite of Cook’s, with a Demetrian’s contempt for pomp and an endless supply of stories. The two had passed many an hour sharing a whiskey bottle and bemoaning the luck of the draw that had infected the ship with such a stickler of a first officer. They’d had a falling out the past few months as Cook’s personal life intruded upon their friendship, and Cook wanted to square things before he left. But Monty interrupted Cook’s apology with the observation that real friends had little need of such formalities, and such things were usually understood. “Especially,” Monty said, his eyes twinkling, “when the insulted friend is proven right.”

Cook laughed along with his friend, hoping that Monty wouldn’t be too disappointed when he learned that CosGuard’s newest starship skipper still had a few blind spots in affairs of the heart. He declined the offered drink; his head was still recovering from the last batch of “one more rounds” he’d had the previous night, and his stomach was already having trouble adjusting to the near-zero gravity that Monty kept in the engine room to make traversing easier. Instead, Cook spent his time listening to his friend tell about the starship skippers he should watch out for.

“The sorriest batch of losers in the heavens,” the engineer snorted, a mischievous gleam in his eye. “Egos a parsec wide and mouths to match. Particularly that jackass from Demeter.”

“Jones?” smiled Cook. Jefferson McKinley Jones, the senior wing commander at DemCom, was reigning champion at the semi-annual maneuvers six times running. Cook’s sole encounter with the man—Jones literally patted him on the head after the Constantine had staunched a Red Fleet breach that would have cost Blue the encounter and Jones his sixth gold medal—had not endeared the esteemed Commodore Jones to the young Isitian.

“That self-important twit was a squirrelly frigateer when I knew him, befuddled as a fly in a glass ball. His idea of battle is two ships dead in space, firing amidships until someone’s shields buckle. The pompous bastard couldn’t tell his butt from a black hole then, and I hear he ain’t changed much since.”

Cook heard about men he already knew—Drexler from CentCom, Addison from Ceres, McIntyre from Looking Glass—and even shopworn stories about the old days, when Captain Porter Clay, with “Fighting Joe” Ferrigan and Little Dickie Blodgett, finally drove the pirates out of the Demeter sector. In the end, he quickly conceded that he’d fallen in with a hopeless cast of scoundrels , and led Monty on a last inspection of the ship’s powerful engines. The nine large cylinders, each three stories high, had seemed so huge when he first took command; it was hard to believe that they would be dwarfed by the fifteen monstrous engine blocks of a starship. All too soon, time came to bid his friend farewell.

“Next stop,” Cook called over his shoulder as he leaped toward second-story catwalk leading to the main corridor, “la maison de l’Escargot—and then, you’ll have a new skipper.”

“Still trying to talk some sense into François?” Monty shouted in return. In the low gravity Monty kept in the engine room, Cook sailed through the air like a diver, deftly coming to rest between the handholds on either side of the gangway atop the ’tweendecks companionway.

“Nice shot, Captain!”

“So long, Monty,” Cook laughed. “Maybe you’ll find someone who can beat your next skipper at no-grav bandyball.”

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Politics in the 26th Century

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

from Chapter 12

This is ridiculous.”

Cook exhaled loudly. He was leaning back in his chair, feet propped up on his desk and holding a folded sheet of paper. Untouched on a tray on a side table was a breakfast of reconstituted eggs and toast, and a cup of lukewarm coffee. A digital scanner was on the work table next to the wall, and display disks were evenly divided between the floor and the half-open binder box on the floor. He woke up in a foul mood. Insomnia kept him up reading half the night, and that usually meant a rough day for anyone he was around the next morning. The mail that greeted him had not helped his disposition.

“Problems?” asked Jeremy, entering the room, wondering what new problems faced them today. The captain seemed a font of boundless energy, but as nearly as Jeremy could tell, most of that energy was focused on sending the ship’s executive officer chasing in a dozen different directions.

“I haven’t been on Isis in fifteen years,” Cook complained. “Aside from an occasional reference to my Uncle Cornelius in letters from my parents, nobody tells me anything that’s going on there. What do I know about local politics? They don’t even tell me which district I vote in these days, for crying out loud.”

Baffled, Jeremy walked to the captain’s desk and took the paper from Cook’s hands. His eyes widened in surprise when it dropped to the floor and unfolded into a sheet nearly eight feet long. It was a ballot, sent him by the Northland Province Elections Commission. By law, everyone in the Cosmic Guard received an absentee ballot whenever his home planet held elections. Isis had the minimum number of senators—one fixed-termer, one special-termer elected whenever the president called for elections—and this was the year Isis selected her fixed-term senator. The Isitian ballot also presented a confusing array of candidates and ballot proposals and was taller than he was. The tiny printing on the ballot’s twelve columns did not seem designed to help anyone to make sense of it all, and apparently nobody thought to distribute the ballot by district. By the looks of it, every office on the planet was listed. Fortunately there only seemed to be two parties, and a brief scan of the top of the ticket revealed a name that even Jeremy recognized.

“There’s Irene McGinnis,” he said. “I remember her from the hearings on that big scandal a few years ago. She has quite a reputation, as I recall. I was quite impressed with her.”

“No, no, no,” Cook said, trying not to sound impatient. “That’s not the way we do things on Isis. She’s already had her turn. Besides, she’s the wrong party. She’s a Nuthatcher.”

Jeremy looked again. The only parties on the ballot were the Liberals and the Conservatives.

“Well, you see,” Cook tried to explain, “we don’t like to give anyone more than one turn in Covington. Politicians are like naughty children. They’re easily spoiled and must be constantly watched. Give them too much and it goes right to their heads. Makes them think they’re big shots. So tradition is quite specific. Nobody goes to the Senate more than once. Anything beyond that is simply not very Isitian.”

“But hasn’t she already served two terms? And what in God’s name is a nuthatcher?”

“On Isis, tradition is not carved in stone,” Cook said testily. “And the Cooks vote for Mugwumps, not Nuthatchers. Nuthatchers are a subspecies of unenlightened visigoths. Corneilius Cook would never let me hear the end of it.”

“So what’s the problem?”

“There is no problem.”

Cook voted straight Mugwump, too proud to admit that McInnis—Old Ironpanties, as she was known on Isis—was the only name apart from his uncle’s that he recognized as well. All the while, he grumbled about the fact that he didn’t know enough about the issues or candidates to vote for “None of the Above.” Like most Isitians, he also voted to reject all the proposals and initiatives, since voting for them only encouraged similar nonsense in the future. It made no difference anyway, he muttered to himself. In interplanetary politics everyone on Isis was a Federalist: they stuffed the last Tory and put him in a museum long ago. And it hardly mattered that the Mugwumps made a hash of things whenever they came to power. The Nuthatchers were just as bad, but at least this way they’d face a Mugwump mess in the end. Those messes were usually more convoluted, of course, but at least their hearts were in the right place. As he finished, he noticed that Jeremy was trying not to laugh, and doing a very poor job of it.

“All right, what’s so funny?” Cook snapped. Immediately, he felt a surge of guilt at his lack of good temper. He knew that Jeremy wouldn’t like his next assignment, but if there was one thing he’d learned on the Constantine, it was how to delegate assignments that he didn’t want to do himself.

Of course, some jobs were easier to delegate to people he didn’t like. Jeremy was such an improvement over his last first officer that Cook hated pushing the advantages of rank too far. That reluctance wouldn’t stop him from doing so, he admitted to himself. But at least he had the decency to feel guilty about it.

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Saturday, July 31, 2010

PIRATES!

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

From Chapter 9

In the shipping channel between Ishtar and Demeter, an old man yawned, struggling to stay awake. The instruments whirred and clicked, and near the end of his turn at the wheel the sounds always lulled him to sleep. But it was no matter. He’d made the run hundreds of times, and the stars never changed. There was still the huge, glowing cloud abaft and to port, where the mining colonies were as thick as the whores on Ishtar. Ahead, the cloud dissipated, the reddish glow turning a wispy blue. And as the radar kept sounding, his thoughts turned to the greeting that awaited at the end of the run.

Blip.

It should be summer along the Demetrian Riviera when they arrived, he smiled. The girls would be prettier, but Demetrian whores were fussier. Less likely to indulge a withered old spacer—at least, not for less than a premium price. And a lot more trouble, what with their fancy clothes and all. Not like the spacer’s girls on Ishtar.

Blip.

In the back, he could hear Shamus stirring. It was nearly his time to take the chair. The two of them had roamed across half the galaxy, he smiled, thinking back to their younger days. Made it far into alien skies, too. Lots farther than most.

Blip.

Of course, that was before they knew about the aliens. Or, at least, about how close the lizards were venturing west. Now, the spacers all had to keep to this side of the Hodges System. And it was a pity, he thought. Some of the prettiest skies were east of Hodges.

“Damnation!” cried a voice from the ramp.

The old man turned around to see Shamus, his partner, whose eyes were wide with fear. “Ye dodd’rin’ old fool!:” Shamus screamed. “Ye can’t hear the radar a-soundin’ trouble?” He dashed from the ramp, heading straight for the ship’s radio.

Turning back to his instruments the old timer finally saw it, clear as the heavens.

There were three of them.

At this distance the ship’s computer couldn’t identify them, but both men recognized the readings at once. And they knew they’d never be able to change course in time.

Brigantines.

Shamus tuned the radio to the emergency channel, hoping he’d entered the right password and trying to keep his voice calm. It wouldn’t help them if nobody could understand them message.

“This is Freighter-9042, call name Demetrian Mist. We have a Code-One emergency in this sector. Repeat—Code One emergency. Over.”

“This is Ishtar Command,” came a woman’s voice over the radio. “We read you, Demetrian Mist. State the nature of your emergency.”

“We’ve spotted pirates. And they’re heading right for us.”

Too impatient to tolerate his partner’s sluggishness, Shamus shooed his old friend out of the pilot’s seat and began trying to change their heading. Lugging a half-dozen cargo trailers in tow, the ship would take at least ten astrokilometers to slow and come about, and the pirates looked to be forty klicks away. If help didn’t come soon—

“Freighter-9042 to IshCom, status inquiry.”

“Roger, Demetrian Mist. I’m checking for ships in the vicinity. Keep this line open and start transmitting a distress beacon.”

“Roger, IshCom. Please hurry.”

Shamus turned from the helm console to the trailer controls, on the left-most panel, and began to enter the security code to jettison their cargo train. He hated the thought of decoupling. The payday that awaited them on delivery would have left them sitting pretty for half the year, and given them plenty of cash to spend on Demeter once the paperwork cleared. But if it came down to their hides, they’d leave the cargo for the pirates and be off, as quick as a Ceresian gigolo.

* * *

Striding into the command center, Admiral Clay cast a stern glance from the monitor screens on the left to the radio controls on the right. He was pleased to see the room well-disciplined and tightly controlled. Every technician was seated and focused on the instruments, and there was none of the mindless chatter that often made the Command Deck seem so chaotic. Every voice was either asking or answering a question; a crewman sat at every screen. Everyone in the Cosmic Guard knew just how deadly a pirate raid could be, and the coded security announcement calling him to the bridge had made clear that another attack was underway. The admiral didn’t like the turn things were taking the last few weeks; he didn’t like it one bit.

“Admiral on the deck!” announced the officer of the day, a dark, pretty lieutenant commander whose name Clay couldn’t remember.

“Situation?”

“Brigantines moved to attack a lone freighter along the Ishtar Spike, Admiral. Fortunately, the freighter was sticking right to the middle of the shipping lanes. We had a squadron of escorts patrolling the affected sector. They scrambled and put the bandits to flight.”

“The freighter?”

“It was hauling a train of six cargo trailers. The pilot decoupled almost at once and took flight. But the pirates didn’t seem interested in the cargo—they started after the freighter. The escorts arrived before they could close. Now they’re helping the freighter recouple with its cargo.”

“They took after the naked freighter?” Clay squinted.

“Yes, sir.”

“But the situation is under control?”

“Yes, sir.”

“All right, Commander—carry on.”

Clay left the Command Deck and walked down the wide corridor toward his office. Guards from the Security Office snapped to attention as he passed, but he was too preoccupied to nod an acknowledgment, as he usually did when young Cozzies tried to impress him. This was the seventh pirate attack they’d seen in the last three months, he thought. All against lone freighters.

He decided to issue another advisory, this time strongly advising against solitary travel, and urging all commercial shipping to form into convoys before entering interstellar skies. He knew he’d get resistence: the shippers always resisted advisories, and usually ignored them. It delayed their delivery schedules and added to their costs. But he knew he’d never be able to make a mandatory directive stick: the threat was still too amorphous, too random, too unfocused. He’d be overruled by Central Command by the end of the day, if he tried to impose another Convoy Directive. Just like he was at the outset of this latest round of attacks.

Arriving at his office, he strode into his private chambers and locked the door behind him. Gazing at a picture of himself as a young skipper, he smiled sadly before taking a seat and beginning to write out his notes for the report he’d file later in the day. He’d spent his youth battling pirates, he reflected. He’d chased them away from Demeter and cleared the shipping lanes all the way to Central Terra, but they never really disappeared. The past few months it seemed that they’d returned as bold as ever, raiding ships closer and closer to base, harassing the lanes from Ishtar all the way to the frontier.

Briefly, he thought about scheduling a command conference for the next day, to discuss their options. Maybe a simple redeployment would give them more assets to use along the commercial corridors. With the aliens behaving themselves, they certainly could spare some ships from the frontier. But he dismissed the idea as soon as it formed in his head.

They’ll just think I’m an old granny, the admiral chuckled. Attacks had always tended to come in streaks, and whenever pirates got bored, they’d take to buzzing convoys, just to amuse themselves. Still, he thought, it had been nearly a year since they’d seen Chadbourne Wilkes and his band of cutthroats. Wilkes was not often given to lying low, and he was hardly the type to retire quietly. Clay couldn’t avoid thinking that while the raids were doing no real harm, they seemed a lot like an enemy probing for weakness.

Finally giving it up, he decided that everyone else was probably right, and he really was just an old granny. He quickly sent along his advisory, and turned his attention to resolving the logistics snafu that kept routing half of their food from Looking Glass back to the Hodges Binary, and most of their replacement parts back to Central Command.

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Diplomats

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

From Chapter 7

What the Terrans called the Caucus Room had no windows, but was admirably furnished. Six stuffed chairs arrayed next to an artificial fireplace lent the room a coziness otherwise lacking on the barren world they had chosen for the current round of peace talks. On the walls were tapestries, imported from as far west as Earth for the purpose of impressing their visitors with the richness of Terran artistry. Over the mantle was a reprint of a painting by an Old Earth master, depicting a Renaissance lady in all her mysterious beauty. The walls were painted a soft ivory, to accent the fine woodwork crafted to mimic the warmth found on friendlier worlds. As if to atone for their choice of planets, the Terrans had spared no expense to make their guests feel at home.

Unfortunately, most of the touches that the Terrans lavished upon their guests passed unnoticed. Rather than dangling their legs over the end of the “Terran sitting implements,” the diplomats of the Grand Alliance sat on the floor near the fire, taking what warmth they could from its artificial flames. They found it hard enough to tolerate sitting Terran-style through the talks—it did, after all, tend to cut off circulation to their posteriors as well as their legs—without subjecting themselves to such abuse when the courtesies due from guests did not demand it. Though tapestries were a major art form among the Veshnans, the abstract patterns of design that hung from the bland walls were disconcerting, like peering through a distortion lens, and the delegates, each of whom felt disoriented enough already, avoided looking at them whenever they could. What appeared to be a Terran painting looked flat and lifeless, like a poor photograph with faded colors—although Zatar thought he could feel the eyes of the Terran female follow him around the room whenever he moved. But however uncomfortable they felt upon entering the room, they always managed to lose themselves in discussion whenever they retired to caucus, and this time was no exception.

“What do you want of me, Zatar?” asked an exasperated Munshi. “Should I permit you to make a fool of yourself when it is within my power to spare you embarrassment?”

“If I choose to play the fool,” snapped Zatar, “what right have you to interfere? You, who chose to venture alone into their midst and almost to your own death! And do the Terrans really care if I butcher their tongue? Did they take offense? Did my effort to reach beyond ignorance find them laughing like children at another’s clumsiness, or beating their breasts like a waddlewort closing on his prey?”

Several of the other Veshnans began to smile—men took to anger so easily, for all the good it did them—but the ambassador’s glower soon froze their smirks on their faces. It was impolite to bait a brood male during a nest mate’s rutting season, and today’s talks did come at a most inopportune time. It was understandable that Zatar was in no mood for teasing. Besides, none of them wanted to be the new target of the keenest mind and sharpest tongue of the High Council’s Procuracy. Patiently, they waited for Zatar’s anger to pass, and soon he returned to the topic at hand.

The Terran ambassador, the one they called Gr’Raun-te, had offered a dramatic concession, one that rendered obsolete their tepid compromises of the past. For the first time, Terra was willing to cede sovereignty over the disputed space, all the way to the Terran edge of the Great Divide—which the Terrans, with characteristic inscrutability, called ny’Otrl’Zhog’hn, or “The Area of Indifference.” What they asked in return were the twin rights of exploration and exploitation, in nearby portions of the great Crutchtan Cloud. Zatar was certain that they would be willing to restrict their movements even more, accepting limits on their penetration into Crutchtan space. But G’Rishela, the Imperator’s representative, demurred nonetheless, for reasons which remained a mystery.

It was that maddening Crutchtan stoicism, thought Zatar. They never committed themselves to anything, never showed the slightest emotion, until they were certain of their course and confident of their advantage. If that didn’t change quickly, they would lose the momentum this new initiative could give them, perhaps squandering their chance for peace as well.

Zatar looked at the Crutchtan seated by himself near the fireplace, whose face was a study in stolid impenetrability. The Crutchtan’s eyes stared ahead impassively while listening to the others airing their disagreements. All the Crutchtans he had ever met displayed the same expressionless calm, thought Zatar, as if expressing interest or passion would be a show of weakness. In the course of his duties as procurator for the High Council, he had watched the Crutchtan delegates sit motionless, listening to passionate arguments on the most difficult issues facing the Alliance, all the while keeping their own counsel until the very end, when they finally decided on the proper course of action. Then, of course, they were among the most forceful of advocates for their own cause, but their very reluctance to commit themselves often led to misunderstandings with their allies.

Intellectually, Zatar could understand their ways. Mildly telepathic, the Crutchtans instantly sensed the intentions of others of their kind. When faced with a crisis, they never needed to reassure each other by word or conspicuous deed, for each could sense the good will of the others—or their malevolence, if that were the case. It let a Crutchtan think matters through thoroughly before venturing to speak. While an admirable trait sorely lacking in most of the Universe, it often caused consternation in their dealings with other races.

“I suppose none have a thought about this latest impasse?” the ambassador said at last, his voice thick with dignity.

G’ela cleared her throat. “I cannot understand the Terrans’ dismissal of our exchange program. It can only foster understanding between all the races, by giving science the chance to study new life forms.”

Zatar cut her short. “We are not talking about your cadaver proposals, G’ela,” he snapped. “We are still talking about the border dispute. And that idea may take a long time, in any event. The Terrans are still primitives in many ways. According to the anthropology texts our friend Khu’ukh has provided, they still bury their dead.... ”

Suddenly the Crutchtan’s head snapped up, as if stirring himself from lethargy; Zatar suddenly remembered that their allies also buried their dead, but continued undaunted.

“And they and have a rather mystical attachment to the bodies of their loved ones. I’m afraid it will be hard for them to adopt a more practical approach to the needs of science.

“Now, does anyone else— ”

The Crutchtan learned forward, toward the rest of the group. The light from the fire illuminated one side of his face, giving a reddish glow to his leathery brown skin. The slits of his pupils, which had contracted to almost nothing while he was deep in thought, now dilated to full circles, and on either side of his neck his gill slits, vestiges of an earlier stage of evolution, flushed with the green of churning Crutchtan blood.

“You have been curious as children,” he said, in the hissing, image-rich tones of his native language. “You have been wondering why we of the g’Khruushtani so quickly reject the ideas of the longnoses; why we do not jump with child-like glee at the prospect of agreement with the strange ones from the West; why thoughts of peace with these newcomers....”

Zatar sighed wearily. Crutchtans kept their own counsel longer than he found comfortable, but when they finally did speak they tended to ramble a bit, and often took a while to come to the point.

“…and why we approach the ten-fingered simians with the caution of songbirds, and not the boldness of raptors.”

The Veshnans leaned forward, listening intently. Although only Munshi could speak the Crutchtan language—and with difficulty at that—all but G’ela could understand it.

“Friends of the g’Khruushtani, this is the reason.” Still seated on the floor, the Crutchtan seemed to rise until he towered above the smaller Veshnans nearby. But he had merely straightened his back, as Crutchtans often did before beginning a lecture, or one of their epic ballads. He placed his hands together in his lap. The lights in the room flickered briefly, as the dust storm raging outside toyed with the city’s power system. The Crutchtan continued without a sideward glance, as if the fury of the Terran weather were of trifling significance compared to imparting understanding to his friends, now that he knew his own mind.

“When the Sheregal roamed only the hills of home, the g’Khruushtani were like the children of Spring. We knew but of hope and gladness, with the ocean of dreams nourishing our spirit as the river of life nourished our fields.

“But the Sheregal would not remain in the hills, though game was plentiful and flavorful fruits abundant. Their wandering spirit watched birds soar beyond the horizon, and they heard the call of distant hills and fertile valleys. So they left their own river behind them, and trailed a river of death flowing thick with blood, following the setting sun to the land of our fathers.

“And I tell you, friends of the g’Khruushtani, and I tell you Truth: the Sheregal were not done until the sea itself flowed with the blood of innocents, and the heavens cried with the screams of murdered children.”

“But surely,” said Munshi, in her finest Crutchtan, “the Terrans are of a different world. And as wise a race as the g’Khruushtani cannot let prejudice cloud their eyes. The resemblance is strong, that I will grant. When the longnose males let the fur pour from their bodies, a Terran mother could not pick the Sheregal from among her own offspring without difficulty. But the enemies of our friends were savages, without the spark of humanity. And the last Sheregal vanished into the jungles of time in the long-ago past. The Terrans are not the same, and the g’Khruushtani cannot treat them the same. They seek peace, not war, and they worry over children of their own.”

The Crutchtan leaned forward and gazed intently at Munshi, then at each member of the party in turn until his eyes came to rest upon Zatar. His eyes bulged wildly, and his head nodded slowly, in the Crutchtan manner of showing amusement.

“My friends mistake parable for prejudice,” he said at last, “for we know that the longnoses are not the enemies of legend. But they are simians nonetheless, with the same driving curiosity and burning passions. Perhaps in time we can live as neighbors, sharing friendship as friends share food. But even now the Terrans cannot keep their word—for as we speak, Terran ships continue straying beyond the Great Divide.”

“Though against the wishes of their government,” Zatar interjected, speaking in his own tongue.

G’Rishela bowed in the Veshnan manner. “And what does this tell us, Zatar? That any agreement we reach will bind their leaders, but not their people? And where will this lead us? If we accept their proposal, my grandchildren will live to see the Terrans scattering throughout g’Khruushte, pounding at our doors and demanding more, ever more. If they pass the Divide today with our blessing, they will be with us forever. And they will never leave of their own accord.”

Zatar turned his eyes to the fire. Silently, he watched the flames dance playfully along the heat-resistant plastic that the Terrans had fashioned to look like a piece of a dead tree. He searched his mind for a response to the Crutchtan but the words wouldn’t come. None could tell whether G’Rishela was right or wrong, and Zatar could not bring himself to disagree.

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Room Service

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

from Chapter 2
* * *


In a seedy part of town, a door creaked open and a half-drunken spacer staggered through the threshold.

“Caw! Look whut the cat dragged in.”

Cyrus McGee shot his brother a sullen, menacing look with the eye that was not swollen shut. Every bruise on his body pulsed in aching unison. His face was puffed, and dried blood caked his scruffy beard. He slammed the hotel room door and hobbled to his bed.

The room was circular and dark, lighted only by the lamp on Mason McGee’s night stand. The ceiling was tiled with grimy mirrors, many of them cracked, some of them missing. Dust covered the floor, and the musty odor of stale sweat filled the air.

Mason was determined not to laugh, no matter how pathetic his brother looked. Cyrus had warned him, in his most patronizing big brother tones, not to leave the hotel alone. Big brother deserved to come back with his face as raw as hamburger. But he knew from painful experience that, once aroused, Cyrus’ mean streak lingered for hours. Mason was not about to snicker his way into a fight. He reached into the provisions bag for some ointment to give his brother.

Cyrus snatched the ointment tubes without a word. He sat quietly on his bed and began tending his wounds. Hatred still raged in his heart. He would talk when he was damn ready, and not one second before.

Mason was about to return to his entertainment tapes when a knock came to the door.

“Room service” called a husky, female voice.

Mason grinned ravenously. “Door’s unlocked,” he howled. Cyrus grunted disagreeably.

A tall, dark woman entered the room and locked the door behind her. She wore form-fitting coveralls and a brightly colored scarf. A generous layer of powder and rouge covered most of the wrinkles on her face. Thirty years old, she looked as tired as Earth, and her eyes were weary and sad. But her deep red lips parted in a lusty smile, and the thick scent of jasmine soon captured the room.

“Sorry bein late, gents,” she shrugged, “but we’re two girls down t’night an runnin way behind.” With a flurry of short, bold strokes she shed her coveralls. Underneath she wore a pink halter top lined with brilliant blue feathers and tight fitting black slacks. Her raven black hair fell in gentle flows across her bare shoulders.

Mason, sitting on his bed and leaning against the cold, concrete wall, drooled like a lovesick schoolboy. No matter how cold and dreary they were, he thought, the hotels on Ishtar knew how to make a man feel welcome.

“What’s with him?” asked the woman, pointing at the miserable heap of flesh on the next bed. Cyrus was shaking his head and mumbling—something about Cozzies and turtle shells—but the other two couldn’t quite make it out.

Mason dismissed it with a wave of his hand. “Don’t never mind him,” he told her. “He’ll be all right by the time you leave. Just a hard night is all.” The two of them laughed.

“I’m sure he’ll come around when it’s his turn,” she leered.

Slowly, teasingly, she walked toward Mason, her eyes fixed on his dimpled cheeks and smooth, whiskerless face, her long fingers dancing along the feathered fringe of her top. The younger McGee swung his legs onto the bed and eased his head onto the pillow.

In his corner of the room, Cyrus grudgingly admitted defeat. Nothing would stop his face from aching, he told himself. Nothing but time. The lizards’ turn would come, soon enough; there was no sense wasting the present fretting about the past. He picked up a stool and moved to the center of the room, where the view was better.

My day will come again, he thought to himself. And revenge was sweetest when savored through the bitterness of anticipation. Soon, he was dismissing such thoughts from his head. He could use some cheering up, and their hostess was starting to undress.

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Alien Encounter on Planet Ishtar

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

Chapter 2

"I have never seen one close up before.”

“How ever do they breathe through those long, pointed snouts?”

“Munshi says this one is quite friendly, though painfully shy. It hardly said more than a few dozen words on the way back from the riot. But it seems intelligent—and look at the way it moves around the room, examining everything in sight. It is curious as a schripan’t.”

“Is it male or female?”

“Who can tell?”

“Short hair—and Munshi says it has a deep voice. I think, perhaps, it is a male.”

“Maybe Zatar will not feel so out of place, now.”

“You know, he really need not be so lonely—not if we send Gh’sienna to tell him we have a guest.”

“Be not crude, Doshanda. Besides, ’Sienna hardly went into heat on purpose.”

“I will go.”

“No, I will go; you flirt so shamefully, we shall never get you out of his room if you go. And you have been eating so much you are likely to go into heat yourself.”

* * *

Zatar of Ibleiman was a handsome man, tall and powerfully built, with firm, angular cheekbones and a well-rounded chin. Even approaching middle age, his skin retained the whiteness of youth, for the yellowing of age came slowly to his proud and distinguished family. As befitted a scion of the House of Ibleiman, he was not easily given to wearing his thoughts on his countenance, but his eyes had almost lost their color and a look of bewilderment had seized his brow. He was, in a word, incredulous.

“Are you sure?” he asked again, as if repeating the question would alter the facts. His aide stamped her foot in annoyance. He knew that dwelling on the obvious was foolish, but the cold, dry planet sometimes affected his hearing and he wanted to be certain he heard things correctly.

“I saw the Terran with my own eyes, Ambassador,” she replied tartly. Men were impossible, she thought; you could repeat things a dozen times and they would still ask if you were sure. Even so, she could not stay angry with Zatar for long. It was the one benefit she could see in working for a man, and mischief soon darted across her cheek muscles.

“They say it is a male. Imagine that—but then, I suppose even Terran males are not without their charms.”

Irritation clouded Zatar’s face. Even after so many years of service together, his aides still delighted in showing themselves unawed by his credentials or accomplishments. As a senior procurator for the High Council of the Grand Alliance, Zatar had been places and seen things that few Veshnan men dreamed existed and fewer aspired to share. With each passing year, his reputation and influence grew in the corridors of power on Balarium, the tranquil, lovely planet that was the administrative center for the Alliance. He had even begun to dream of having at least one aide with a more enlightened perspective, but after all this time he was so used to each of them that such a radical change would be unsettling. He knew enough not to take offense, though now was hardly the time for teasing. Zatar cleared his throat haughtily.

Chastised, she continued.

“He saved G’ela’s life, and Maguna’s, and Munshi’s, and— ”

“But how...?”

“They all went to visit a Terran social club and some of the guests became unruly. Like wemblies guarding their brood, I suppose. So the Terran led them through an emergency exit—sent them ‘back to the wind before they could warm themselves,’ as it happened, but it was not really his fault. In fact, it was quite prudent, as I understand it. Now, Munshi is shaking from the cold and no other but you understands Terran talk. Our guest is wandering downstairs without a host, and we must not appear to be rude.”

Zatar bowed and dismissed her from the room. Immediately, he began searching his wardrobe for something suitable. Red perhaps, since they would be celebrating, even if the feast would be merely for Avoidance of Bother. He could deal with Munshi later. Why she would be so foolish as to venture outside by herself, much less contrive to avoid the Terran militiamen assigned as their escorts, was unexplainable. Simply unexplainable. But then, even though he was the official head of the delegation, it seemed that nobody in this House ever listened to anything he said.

As he changed from his housecoat to more formal attire, uncertainty creased his face. This would be the first time he had met a Terran without an interpreter. It would also be the first time any of them had met a Terran in a social setting, away from the formal trappings of diplomacy. His thirty-day language-immersion course may have taught him the rote responses needed for the stilted greetings of diplomats, but was hardly adequate to the more rigorous demands of small talk. Besides, some people had language talent and others did not. And while he could understand most Crutchtan dialects quite well, the Terran language was utter chaos to him. Terran vocal chords might be remarkably similar to his own, and each day found Zatar recognizing and pronouncing more Terran words than before. But he found himself intimidated by the syntactical bogs and conjugational swamps that were the hallmarks of their strange, guttural tongue. Munshi said the language was really quite simple, and that the staccato barks and growls that Terrans used to communicate were no different than any other language after mastering the inverted grammar and alien idioms. But Munshi was quite gifted.

His dressing completed, he looked in the mirror to see the embodiment of Veshnan manhood—tall and proud, like his forefathers before him, brightly arrayed in festive attire. He adjusted his robes to their best advantage and breathed heavily, forcing himself to relax, knowing that descending the stairs would be the most difficult part of the entire evening.

Of course, meeting the Terran would be easy. Exhilarating, actually, thought Zatar. What would be difficult would be trying to ignore Gh’sienna’s mating scent on the way to meet his guest. Veshnan women always found excuses for not taking men seriously, but they hardly helped matters by finding male preoccupations so amusing, especially since they were the biggest distraction themselves.

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky

Friday, July 23, 2010

Opening Scene from the Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky

Excerpted from The Sirens of Space by Jeffrey Caminsky, available directly from the Publisher, or from Amazon, or at a bookstore near you.

Chapter 1

The crowd was boisterous and rowdy. Clinking glasses and bawdy laughter mixed with scuffles and shoves, and the air reeked of lager and sweat. At the bar, the patrons jostled to fill their steins with the chilled, intoxicating brew that warmed their nights and made life on the cold, arid planet bearable. Men from a dozen worlds drank and sang, churning the room with their stories and songs. Lights glowed warmly through the frosted windows, and laughter and music floated beyond the walls to be scattered by the wind.

For it’s Springtime on Ishtar, me darlin
It’s payday, come lager an’ carolin
An’ me dusty, dry glass needs a-fillin
By a lusty young lass who’s a-willin.

A tall, muscular man broke through the cluster at the bar, carrying four steins of lager. Swarthy and bearded, he wore maroon thermoflax coveralls and black leather boots. He ambled tenuously to a round wooden table in the center of the room, with most of his cargo intact. At the table, three others sat by candlelight, two in native attire and a Cosmic Guard yeoman. They were engaged in heated conversation lost in the din of the crowd.

Now the girlies o’Ishtar ain’t pretty
Nor graceful, nor charmin, nor witty
But it scarce matters me, as I dally
While the icy winds roll through the valley

An’ it’s Springtime on Ishtar, me darlin....

“Laddy,” said a native with a heavy Ishtari accent. Scraggly patches of beard covered his craggy face, and he wore a blue knit cap. “Ain’t no slimy lizard can tell me, pack up an’leave. A scant six month gimme bare time to ’coup me costs o’gittin there, an’ they have the bloody gall to swoop down from the sky an’ farce me off, an’ escort me half-back here.”

The bearded native distributed his catch from the bar. “Well, Cyrus,” he said. “Ye did after all let them carry ye off, wi’out liftin s’much as a hand-laser agin them. Ye know, we seen how they scattered when the laddies came after’em proper at Hawkins. If ye’d just stood your ground—”

“Pssh.” The second native made room for the bearded one at the table and cast a side glance at the green-shirted yeoman sitting across the table. “Ain’t no blamin Cyrus, now. Ye know bloody well it’s these limp-wristed Cozzies what’s too bloody sissified to be protectin decent folk agin them stinkin sallymanders. If it showed us anything, Hawkins taught us that, it did.”

Cyrus sipped his lager. Bloodshot eyes flashing, he turned to face the yeoman. His mouth twisted into a sly grin, as if welcoming the fight he hoped to provoke. “Spacer,” he hissed, “ye say ye’re not lackin sympathy. But them lizards is gittin bolder by the day, makin it so’s honest merchants like us can’t survive. ’Twixt them an’ the pirates, we risk our hides ev’ry time we sail, an’ all we git from yer kind is preachin and promises. Well, laddie, where’s our help?” The others at the table gently pounded the table, indicating their agreement.

Like all servicemen in the region, the yeoman had become quite adept at deflecting questions like this. Locals accosted CosGuarders randomly on every planet and colony along the frontier, demanding answers to the alien threat. It never helped to remind them that if they stayed on Terra’s side of the Neutral Zone, the Crutchtans wouldn’t bother them.

“Gentlemen, we have our own problems,” he began, reaching for his stein. “We can’t ignore Crutchtan abuse of our citizens, but it’s bad tactics to confront an enemy without knowing his capabilities. Besides, the human race doesn’t revolve around Ishtar.”

“Bosh an’ bahanna!” bellowed Cyrus. “Them lizards has pushed us out o’too many systems already. If we don’t draw the line soon, they’ll be half-back to Earth herself afore the rest o’ye even blink. An’ besides, all we be hearin from ev’ry corner is not to worry, because our ships is so superior.

“Well, the whores can all go lonely for the good it does us, if we still git ourselves pushed around. An’ if you Cozzies keep givin ground each time they hiss at ye, there’s naught akeepin us from the lizards’ stewpot.” His companions all agreed.

The yeoman shook his head sadly. Reasoning with spacers was like teaching algebra to a mutluk, he though. And reminding them that the Crutchtans were vegetarians only made matters worse. “I’ve no love for them either, but they’re hardly savages. They’re advanced enough for space flight, after all.”

“Cozzie,” rasped Cyrus, his eyes blazing in the candlelight. “Ye never met them creatures face to face, like I did. Never felt their slimy hands on your skin, nor looked in them slitty eyes to see the devil’s own soul.” He emptied his stein and wiped his mouth in his sleeve.

“I tell ye, them monsters won’t be restin until they’ve destroyed us.”

Fortunately, one of the spacer’s friends interceded. “Laddies,” said the one lately returned from the bar, “we’ve enough trouble these days, wi’out goin for each other’s throats. To spacers,” he said, lifting his stein. “The sorriest lot o’bastards in Terra.”

“To spacers,” chorused the others.

Around them, the clamor grew like a dust storm on the Ishtari plains. Old friends shouted greetings across the dimly lit room, and the talk became militant on subjects ranging from trade tariffs to the shortage of women on the frontier. Everyone drank as if dying of thirst, and hoarse voices raised hearty choruses about asteroid mining and Demetrian summers, pirate raids and outlaw heroes.

For ten long years, they never found him.
Ten long years, they’ll ever hound him.
An’ the night he left New Dublin town
A star rose in the sky,
An’ the light that burns forever
Is the gleam in Danny’s eye.

The yeoman and two of his new friends joined in the singing, which shook the rafters and echoed in their groggy heads. It felt odd, celebrating one of CosGuard’s darkest moments; but he was a Demetrian, after all, and Danny O’Donovan was a legend in the folklore of his youth. Cyrus stared ahead, his jawbone twitching. At his table, he alone refused to join the merriment.

A hundred howlin’ Cozzies couldn’t catch him.
No outlaw band could make a stand to match him.
An’ one day, for fun he stole a frigate
From the Cosmic Guard
An’ gave it to the settlement
At Mullinberry’s Star.

“They’ll destroy us,” muttered Cyrus, oblivious to the cheer resounding through the pub. Amid the chorus of voices, none could tell that his accent had changed. “Or we’ll be destroyin them.”

© 2009 by Jeffrey Caminsky